After months of procrastination, sitting on arses and hoping each other will do the bulk of the work, we have launched yay!
We thought it might be a good idea to introduce you to the committee responsible for this omnishambles. Here we go
JODY RAYNSFORD
Role: Co-President
Responsibilities: Taking all the glory, doing none of the work.
Super Power: Trying to join skype meetings an hour after they have started.
DAVID HELLARD
Role: Co-President
Responsibilities: As if we’d give him any
Super Power: Dodgy merch deals and avoiding prison.
ALLIE BAILEY
Role: Co-Chairman
Responsibilities: Herding cats
Super Power: Eye-rolling and using the acronym FFS a lot.
SUSI CALDER
Role: Co-Chairman
Responsibilities: Being the overarching voice of reason
Super Power: Telling people to shut up and get on with it without ACTUALLY saying shut up and get on with it.
LORNA SPAYNE
Role: Secretary
Responsibilities: Pretty much everything
Super Power: The online smackdown.
DAN BARRETT
Role: Coaching and volunteering
Responsibilities: Finding other people to coach and volunteer, UTDB RD
Super Power: Ability to entertain during Skype calls with well-placed weird toys.
CHRIS INCE
Role: Treasurer
Responsibilities: Not bankrupting us. Well not bankrupting Jody. It’s all in Jody’s name.
Super Power: Offshore accounting, fraud and financial loopholes.
JULIUS NAIM
Role: Welfare and Website Officer
Responsibilities: Making stuff work and being nice to people.
Super Power: Relentless enthusiasm and ability to talk to himself for over 10 minutes before realising there is nobody in the room.
